none of my sisters want kids and I’m so sad because I would be the best uncle ever
I just got my birthday card from my grandparents in the mail and now I’m $10 richer
also sly digging anyone who tells people to kill themselves
sly digging anyone who poops
that’s disgusting go kill yourself
Next time I go to Chick-fil-a I’m wearing heels and a wig because it is the best way to protest against them without having to stop eating that deliciousness
Anonymous asked: Oh hello there
hi
Anonymous asked: if you eat vegan why arent you a vegan
because on occasion I do bad things. Like today, I had in n out but I was good about it and just had a plain hamburger protein style (no bun) with raw onion :) mmm
Anonymous asked: How did you get so skinny? I mean you look so good now (not that you didn't before).
eat healthy fo’ real. I’m not a vegan but I basically live by a vegan diet.
So I saw Snow White and Dark Shadows today and omg the queen’s raven feather cloak was the coolest thing ever
do they even have internet in Wyoming?